March 20th, 2008

Really Good at Sucking: Miami Heat

Posted by Admin in Heat, Miami Heat

Miami Heat suck

The Miami Heat bring tanking to a whole new level. Last night the NBA champs of 2006 came up with only 54 points against the Raprots — the third lowest in NBA history since the introduction of the shot clock.

The Heat set franchise lows for points in a game and in a half (26), and shot a franchise-worst 20-for-78 (.256). “It was very tough,” said guard Chris Quinn, who played a career-high 48 minutes. “It was pretty embarrassing to come out and lose like that.”

At least 4 starters did not play: Shawn Marion, Dwayne Wade, Jason Williams, and Udonis Haslem. F*** you Marion. I have you on both my fantasy teams!

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  1. Tom Stanley said,

    on March 20th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    I was on Yahoo and found your blog. Read a few of your other posts. Good work. I am looking forward to reading more from you in the future.

    Tom Stanley

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