June 2nd, 2011

Shaq retires via twitter

Posted by slammo in Shaq

In true Shaq fashion, he posted a video proclaiming his retirement on his twitter account. Like Wilt Chamberlain, Shaq wasted his potential. He’ll have to settle as the fifth greatest centers of all time behind Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Hakeem Olajuwan. Thanks for everything and see you on ESPN, TNT, and/or NBA TV.

June 2nd, 2011

Chinese Premier is ballin

Posted by slammo in Funny

via Wall Street Journal

If anyone fouls Wen, they’d be shot. JJ Barea can post him up all day.

June 2nd, 2011

Blake Griffin gets beat by blindfolded busboy

Posted by slammo in Blake Griffin

The busboy is unstoppable. There was nothing Blake can do but accept the L.

June 1st, 2011

Go Dallas Cavs!

Posted by slammo in Funny, Mavericks

Heatles are hated everywhere. Many people want anyone but Miami to win the championship. But for this guy, they’re pure evil. He’s absolutely right. James/Wade and co. are responsible for the disappearing middle class, high gas prices, random animal deaths and countless other heinous crimes that make Muammar Gaddifi look like Mother Theresa. The world is counting on Dallas Cavs to end Heatles’ reign of terror. We’re doomed.

June 1st, 2011

Chris Bosh wants a hug too

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Funny, Heat, LeBron

Chris Bosh bumps “Mr. Lonely” as he cries in the shower.

June 1st, 2011

The real reason the Heat won

Posted by slammo in Ads, Funny, LeBron

It’s not the defense. It’s not the 16 offensive rebounds. It’s not because they have two of the best basketball players on the planet right now. No, it’s all thanks to Sheets energy strips. Dallas gets the L for sticking with the Mavalanche.

June 1st, 2011

Wade and James show

Posted by slammo in Amazing, Dunks, Dwyane Wade, Heat, LeBron

Pouring salt on wounds from 2006. It’s not fair Miami’s using cheat codes.

June 1st, 2011

Brendan Haywood gets rejected by the rim

Posted by slammo in Funny, Mavericks

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest seven footer on the hardwood ever.

May 31st, 2011

Miami fans are the best

Posted by slammo in Heat

With fans like these, I welcome the nWo era. David Stern already swaggajacked Vince McMahon. Fan up ya’ll!

May 31st, 2011

Scottie Pippen is right about the Bulls

Posted by slammo in Bulls

Scottie Pippen is loving the attention right now. The recent Hall of Famer and Bulls ambassador made headlines for trolling Michael Jordan. Now he’s criticizing the team that signs his checks.
via ESPN

“They made Derrick work too hard for his offense. That’s why he ended up shooting 9-for-29 [in Game 5 on Thursday night and 42-for-120 for the series],” Scottie Pippen said. […]

“They hound [Rose] off the pick with two guys who are 6-9, so he has to make a pass,” Pippen told “And now you give it to a guy who can’t make a play. Derrick passes to Joakim, Joakim passes it back and now the shot clock is against him.

“How can you be efficient when you don’t even have to make the defense move or shift, because they’re not rotating to Joakim, they’re not doubling Boozer. You put a little traffic around Boozer, and he couldn’t hold on to the ball anyway. I don’t know if his toe was the cause of [some of his poor play], but it doesn’t explain bad hands. He didn’t perform.”

Unlike the LeBron > Jordan comment, he’s right about the Bulls. Boozer was useless and Noah can’t make a play. If only more ambassadors in the world kept it real like Pippen, the world would be a better place.

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