Along with being injured for most of the year and his team having the worst record, Dwayne Wade is experiencing a new low — he might be dating Star Jones.
This is the wackiest couple ever. MediaTakeOut.com is hearing (from COMPLETELY RELIABLE sources) that Star Jones is now dating NBA’s Dwayne [sic] Wade.
According to a person affiliated with the Miami Heat organization, Star Jones has been picking up Dwayne [sic] after most of their recent home games. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “[Dwayne’s] teammates are even joking around with him about it. They say he has to watch his back – cause Al’s gonna get him.”
True or not, our thoughts are with you, Flash. Either you’re the victim of one of the cruelest rumors of the modern era, or you’re actually involved with the former face of a show so bad that I was forced to read a book. Either way, times are hard in Wade County, and we hope your mind and/or reputation returns in time for the Olympics.