nballin » Shaq http://nballin.com NBA Basketball Blog Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:27:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Shaq’s greatest hits http://nballin.com/shaqs-greatest-hits/ http://nballin.com/shaqs-greatest-hits/#comments Thu, 02 Jun 2011 07:39:16 +0000 slammo http://nballin.com/?p=3553
Shaq has given us so many great memories. Here’s a few standouts.

Classic Shaq one-liner.

” a e i o u’s an asswhoopin”

Prophetic words.

Tried to put Bynum in his place.

Showing off his moves.

Getting his Beyonce on.

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In true Shaq fashion, he posted a video proclaiming his retirement on his twitter account. Like Wilt Chamberlain, Shaq wasted his potential. He’ll have to settle as the fifth greatest centers of all time behind Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Hakeem Olajuwan. Thanks for everything and see you on ESPN, TNT, and/or NBA TV.

]]> http://nballin.com/shaq-retires-via-twitter/feed/ 0 The untold story of Shaq and Biggie http://nballin.com/the-untold-story-of-shaq-and-biggie/ http://nballin.com/the-untold-story-of-shaq-and-biggie/#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2011 09:05:23 +0000 slammo http://nballin.com/?p=2922
This is really in bad taste. Lil Cease, Biggie’s cousin, said Shaq could have potentially saved Biggie’s life had he gone out to party that night. And why take so long to speak on this now? Shaq is doing every thing but play basketball at this point. He should just retire already and be in the entertainment industry like he always wanted.

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Shaquille O’Neal sent out an invitation for fans to get creative with wishing him happy birthday. In response, the whitest white girls have created this white girl birthday anthem for the Big Aristotle. Parody rap has reached its apex.

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Great insights by Onion Sports Dome. Special appearance by the legend himself, Gary Payton. Dallas lost in this trade imo.

]]> http://nballin.com/shaq-gets-traded-to-dallas/feed/ 0 Phil Jackson: Master of zingers http://nballin.com/phil-jackson-master-of-zingers/ http://nballin.com/phil-jackson-master-of-zingers/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 08:10:16 +0000 slammo http://nballin.com/?p=2385
On what Shaquille O’Neal brings to Boston Celtics, Phil Jackson responded with one word: “Humor“

]]> http://nballin.com/phil-jackson-master-of-zingers/feed/ 0 Shaq coupled up with Hoopz http://nballin.com/shaq-coupled-up-with-hoopz/ http://nballin.com/shaq-coupled-up-with-hoopz/#comments Thu, 06 Jan 2011 11:59:27 +0000 slammo http://nballin.com/?p=2010

Shaq arrived to his Letterman appearance with Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander in NYC. Everyone with the right mind asks in unison, really Shaq????? Hoopz claim to fame was becoming a contestant on “Flavor of Love.” That alone proves how desperate she was for stardom. Shaq forgot these words of wisdom, “you can’t wife a ho.” She’s a straight gold digger. He looks happy, most likely enjoying her talents in the bedroom.

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]]> http://nballin.com/shaq-gets-spanked/feed/ 0 Shaq Goes Bowling http://nballin.com/shaq-goes-bowling/ http://nballin.com/shaq-goes-bowling/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:33:23 +0000 Admin http://nballin.com/?p=1145 He’ll be doing alot more bowling soon…no playoff berth for the Suns

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