It’s not the defense. It’s not the 16 offensive rebounds. It’s not because they have two of the best basketball players on the planet right now. No, it’s all thanks to Sheets energy strips. Dallas gets the L for sticking with the Mavalanche.
Pouring salt on wounds from 2006. It’s not fair Miami’s using cheat codes.
The Finals is finally here. Dallas will most likely get spanked by Miami. To make the game more interesting, take a shot every time:
-Dwyane Wade doesn’t get called for traveling
-LeBron James doesn’t get called for traveling
-Wade goes to the free throw line
-LeBron gets compared to Jordan
-Jeff Van Gundy disagrees with Mark Jackson
“ Michael Jordan is probably the greatest scorer to ever play in the game, but I may go as far to say LeBron James is probably the greatest player to ever play the game. Not only can he score at will, but he keeps everybody involved.
-Scottie Pippen on ESPN Radio’s Mike & Mike show
Unless LeBron makes a movie that’s better than Space Jam, Michael Jordan will always be the greatest. Plus Jordan has his own line of valentine cards.
Pippen is just taking a not so subtle shot at his homie Jordan for not sharing the ball properly.
Joakim Noah can always be counted for glorious hate.
Dwyane Wade’s boo put Noah on blast via twitter.
Poor LeBron, he could’ve gotten really hurt.
His back pedaling skills is only second to his defensive skills.
They’re easy to hate but seeing LeBron and Dwyane on a fast break is too good.
And LeBron’s questionable advices continues.