June 15th, 2011

Jsmooth calls out LeBron for breaking the golden rule of sports

Posted by slammo in LeBron

Jsmooth always comes through with the realness. He’s wrong though, anyone who roots for Miami is insane. Anti-heat nation agrees.

June 14th, 2011

Dwyane Wade and LeBron James are homosexual lovers

Posted by slammo in Dwyane Wade, Funny, LeBron

You’ve thought about it. You’ve heard the rumors. Here’s definitive proof of the love affair between LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. The reason behind LeBron’s disappearance in fourth quarters is more clearer now. Trouble in the bedroom.

June 14th, 2011

LeBron James chokes at press conference. Twice.

Posted by slammo in Dwyane Wade, Funny, Heat, LeBron

Wow. LeBron James owning himself. We are all witnesses.

June 13th, 2011

LeBron James: the weakest link

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Heat, LeBron

LeBron waxed philosophy via twitter as usual after another playoff exit:

The Greater Man upstairs know when it’s my time. Right now isn’t the time.

+/- stats for Game 6:
LeBron -24
Wade +3
Bosh +4

Apparently, it’s not the time to help your team win yet. Miami was outscored by 24 points when he was in the game.

On a serious tip, it’s amazing Miami made it to the finals with no point guard, no bench, no center. Mario Chalmers should not be shooting 12 shots. Mike Bibby took less money to sit in the most important game of his career. Offseason should be interesting. That is if we assume that there won’t be a lockout next year.

June 13th, 2011

Chris Bosh cries for the cameras

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, Heat, LeBron

C’mon Bosh, if you’re gonna cry that’s fine but don’t get in people’s way. He probably cried in the shower with his jersey still on.

June 10th, 2011

Chris Bosh > LeBron James

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, LeBron

Other than Game 1, Chris Bosh scored more points than LeBron James in every game. And prior to game 5, LeBron dropped this gem:

“ This is a big game, probably the biggest game of my life. I’m approacing it that way. Not probably, it is.

True to his words, LeBron scored two points in the fourth quarter. He’s the reason Miami lost. Again. He may have had a triple double but it’s bigger than stats. He only shot two free throws (bricked one), thanks to his flopping. He hasn’t shot more than four free throws in any game of the finals. It means he’s settling for shots more often. Maybe he has tired legs. Or maybe he choked and can’t handle the pressure. On the other hand, Bosh has shown he has the killer instinct. The proof is in the above picture.

June 10th, 2011

LeBron shows his true colors

Posted by slammo in Funny, LeBron

June 9th, 2011

LeBron’s offcourt drama: girlfriend edition

Posted by slammo in Funny, LeBron

The women in LeBron’s life can’t keep their panties on. If we’re to believe these rumors. First it was his mom sleeping with Delonte west. And now word is going around that LeBron’s girlfriend Savannah slept with Rashard Lewis when he visited South Beach.

On his radio show, ESPN’s analyst Stephen A. Smith said LeBron’s off court issues is causing his bad play. True or not, this is another hilarious development in the LeBron saga. More excuses for LeBron. He should do like Kobe during his rape case and take out his frustrations on the court. All that needs to happen now is Dallas winning two more games. Go Dallas Cavs!

June 9th, 2011

Jordan responds to LeBron’s Game 4 disppearing act

Posted by slammo in Funny, LeBron, michael jordan

Jordan can put on his sneakers right now and score more than 8 points in a Finals game.

The ridiculous comparison should die now. Jordan has never averaged less than 29 points in the playoffs. LeBron has played in 8 Finals games, and he never scored 30 points or more in any of them. There’s no comparison. The funniest part is LeBron’s so athletic no one on Dallas should be able to stop him one on one. He’s still a streaky shooter but he should average 30 points easily.

June 1st, 2011

Chris Bosh wants a hug too

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Funny, Heat, LeBron

Chris Bosh bumps “Mr. Lonely” as he cries in the shower.

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