Greg Oden finally gets screen time. And Evan Turner’s lasting legacy is his voice.
Chris Bosh must have forgot that devil dinosaurs can’t dunk.
Shaq has given us so many great memories. Here’s a few standouts.
Classic Shaq one-liner.
” a e i o u’s an asswhoopin”
Tried to put Bynum in his place.
Showing off his moves.
Getting his Beyonce on.
If anyone fouls Wen, they’d be shot. JJ Barea can post him up all day.
Heatles are hated everywhere. Many people want anyone but Miami to win the championship. But for this guy, they’re pure evil. He’s absolutely right. James/Wade and co. are responsible for the disappearing middle class, high gas prices, random animal deaths and countless other heinous crimes that make Muammar Gaddifi look like Mother Theresa. The world is counting on Dallas Cavs to end Heatles’ reign of terror. We’re doomed.
Chris Bosh bumps “Mr. Lonely” as he cries in the shower.
It’s not the defense. It’s not the 16 offensive rebounds. It’s not because they have two of the best basketball players on the planet right now. No, it’s all thanks to Sheets energy strips. Dallas gets the L for sticking with the Mavalanche.