March 9th, 2011

Chris Bosh is full of it

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Heat

Chris Bosh went 3-11 from the field and only got 4 rebounds in 40 minutes of playing time. This is what he had to say.
via ESPN

“Was I effective today? It’s common sense. I think it’s evident. I just have to get it where I’m effective,” Bosh said of a lack of low-post touches, having spent much of this season as a prop for James and Wade. “I have to get it where big guys get it. Then, I feel I can start helping out this team more.

“I’m effective down in the low-post area. That’s where I need to start getting the ball. I need to be assertive and demanding.”

Bullshit excuse. Kevin Love spends as much time if not more on the perimeter. No one is asking him to rebound like Love or Joakim Noah. He should be getting 17-8 every night. Get some damn tip-ins and stop complaining.

And Bosh has never been an actual low post player. He’s always been a high post jump shooter his whole career. Miami is sorely missing Udonis Haslem.

March 9th, 2011

Chris Webber puts Heat on blast

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Heat, LeBron

Chris Webber is on point. Though I’d say the blame rests more on the players at this point. You can’t blame coach Spoelstra for the big 2.5 failing at clutch times.

March 9th, 2011

The Bostrich profiled

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny

Chris Bosh may never be a great basketball player but he has a future in comedy. Just look at his face and try not to laugh. He’ll be starring in a buddy cop flick with some random white actor after he retires.

March 7th, 2011

Heat fail train keeps chugging along

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Funny, Heat, LeBron

The Heat got spanked on Friday by the Spurs and lost another close game to the Bulls on Sunday. Heat coach Erik Spoelstra told reporters some of his players cried after the game. Glorious.

LeBron James is a great athelete, without question. But he epitomizes the arrogance and self-entitlement plaguing players today. The big 2.5 talked about winning multiple championships even before playing a single game. Earlier this season, Bosh said he didn’t want to practice. The difference between Kobe Bryant and LeBron James is Kobe puts in work and studies the game. Even after 8 years, LeBron is still getting by on pure physicality. He still hasn’t worked on his jump shot. As a result, he’s been exposed for failing in clutch situations these past few games. With the game against the Bulls, LeBron shouldn’t have taken that shot when everyone on his team was open. LeBron is known to strong arm his coach and calling his own play so I wouldn’t doubt that it was his call.

As for Heat’s chances of winning it all this year or even reaching the finals, Tim Duncan sums it up best.

March 4th, 2011

Flashback Friday: Chris Bosh with fail of last year

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny

What if the previous two posts were combined into one? It would look a little something like this. The juxtaposition of Warriors celebrating and Bosh crying is perfect.

March 4th, 2011

Chris Bosh: MVP of the night

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, Heat, LeBron

Chris Bosh shows he’s a team player by sacrifing his face.

Bosh shows his passion and competitiveness…after the game.

Bosh is afraid to talk to LeBron.

To quickly recap, the Miami Heat blew a 24-point third-quarter lead and lost to Orlando Magic. Since Michael Jordan’s prominence, people have been saying basketball isn’t a team sport. Last night the Heat proved basketball is a team sport, two guys is not enough. You need at least 7-8 good guys.

This isn’t a team. It’s two guys and a bag of chips.

March 3rd, 2011

James and Wade leave Bosh behind

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Funny, Heat, LeBron

The Heat’s big 2.5 leaves 0.5 in the car.

February 25th, 2011

Defend like a Bosh

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, Heat

And the Oscars goes to Chris Bosh for best supporting Actor. He was the complete package Thursday night against the Bulls, shooting 1-18 and ended with 7 points thanks to free throws. One can see why Toronto would boo Bosh for leaving. They’re starving for talent like him.

January 26th, 2009

Gary Payton Thinks Kevin Garnett Should Not Start at the All-Star Game

Posted by Admin in Chris Bosh, Kevin Garnett

GP says that KG should not be a starting for the Eastern Conference All Star Team. He thinks the spot should go to Chris Bosh. Although Bosh leads KG in almost all stat categories, the Raptors are going no where this year. The Celt’s are a much better team with 3 stars. They don’t need alot from KG whereas the Raptors need all that Bosh can give. When needed, KG could be a stat beast. Its his potential and intensity that captures the fans votes.

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