June 13th, 2011

LeBron James: the weakest link

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Heat, LeBron

LeBron waxed philosophy via twitter as usual after another playoff exit:

The Greater Man upstairs know when it’s my time. Right now isn’t the time.

+/- stats for Game 6:
LeBron -24
Wade +3
Bosh +4

Apparently, it’s not the time to help your team win yet. Miami was outscored by 24 points when he was in the game.

On a serious tip, it’s amazing Miami made it to the finals with no point guard, no bench, no center. Mario Chalmers should not be shooting 12 shots. Mike Bibby took less money to sit in the most important game of his career. Offseason should be interesting. That is if we assume that there won’t be a lockout next year.

June 13th, 2011

Chris Bosh cries for the cameras

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, Heat, LeBron

C’mon Bosh, if you’re gonna cry that’s fine but don’t get in people’s way. He probably cried in the shower with his jersey still on.

June 10th, 2011

Chris Bosh > LeBron James

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, LeBron

Other than Game 1, Chris Bosh scored more points than LeBron James in every game. And prior to game 5, LeBron dropped this gem:

“ This is a big game, probably the biggest game of my life. I’m approacing it that way. Not probably, it is.

True to his words, LeBron scored two points in the fourth quarter. He’s the reason Miami lost. Again. He may have had a triple double but it’s bigger than stats. He only shot two free throws (bricked one), thanks to his flopping. He hasn’t shot more than four free throws in any game of the finals. It means he’s settling for shots more often. Maybe he has tired legs. Or maybe he choked and can’t handle the pressure. On the other hand, Bosh has shown he has the killer instinct. The proof is in the above picture.

June 6th, 2011

One eyed Bosh drains game winner

Posted by slammo in Amazing, Chris Bosh

Chris Bosh with one eye is better than two eyes.

June 3rd, 2011

Chris Bosh calls alley-oop with his tongue and fails

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, Heat

Chris Bosh must have forgot that devil dinosaurs can’t dunk.

June 1st, 2011

Chris Bosh wants a hug too

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Funny, Heat, LeBron

Chris Bosh bumps “Mr. Lonely” as he cries in the shower.

May 27th, 2011

Joakim Noah calls out the Hollywood Heat

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, Funny, Joakim Noah, LeBron

Joakim Noah can always be counted for glorious hate.

Dwyane Wade’s boo put Noah on blast via twitter.

April 14th, 2011

Amar’e and Bosh are hungry for Nikes

Posted by slammo in Ads, Amar'e Stoudemire, Chris Bosh

Chris Bosh returns to his homeland, the cartoon world.

March 28th, 2011

Chris Bosh and his mini me

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Funny, Heat

That’s Jermain Dupri. The same guy that somehow bagged Janet Jackson. And ruined her career. Perfect company for Chris Bosh who up until recently was ruining his team.

March 24th, 2011

Stuckey immortalizes Bosh

Posted by slammo in Chris Bosh, Dunks, Heat, Pistons

Get dunked on like a Bosh. It looks like Bosh wanted to get out of the way in the middle of jumping.

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