“When people see us in person, they see Khloé’s not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.”

And the world sighs in relief. I speak for every man with good taste when I say thank you Odom for keeping that troll to yourself.

In a rare interview, Tony Parker talked about the difficulty of moving on after his divorce with Eva Longoria.

“The most important thing is to stay strong mentally, even if these are very difficult times,” Parker says in an interview with France’s Le Parisien newspaper. “I’ve take refuge in basketball because that’s what I’ve done best since my youth.”

It’s working great for him so far. San Antonio currently has the best record in the NBA. And he’s posting his best stats in three years.

Eva rebounded, she’s reportedly dating Penelope Cruz’s brother, Eduardo.

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Lamar Odom has always had a natural talent for basketball. Even before he came into the league, people went on about his potential. But he never lived up to the hype. He’s always been inconsistent and distracted. Last Summer, he really turned things around and became the anchor to the USA team. His great play continued this season. And if we’re to believe this article, Lakers fans have the Kardashians to thank.

“You know how things can just line up in life?” asked Odom. “I met Khloe at the perfect time. The stability she and her family bring me is why I’m at peace. I think I have gotten to a new point as a man, as a father, as a basketball player.”

“I just want Lamar to worry about basketball and to be as comfortable as he can be,” Kardashian said during a recent phone conversation. “Before me, he never had that luxury. Whether it’s buying face wash to paying our bills, that’s not his job, he doesn’t have to worry about it … I want to be there for him always and do everything he needs or wants.”

This could all be publicity for their new reality tv show. I hope it’s true though. Odom endured a lot in his life from losing his mom at a young age, dad was a heroin addict to his infant son’s death. It’s great to hear things are working out for a nice guy like him.

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Shaq arrived to his Letterman appearance with Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander in NYC. Everyone with the right mind asks in unison, really Shaq????? Hoopz claim to fame was becoming a contestant on “Flavor of Love.” That alone proves how desperate she was for stardom. Shaq forgot these words of wisdom, “you can’t wife a ho.” She’s a straight gold digger. He looks happy, most likely enjoying her talents in the bedroom.

Rumor has it that Parker cheated on Longoria with a model he met at their wedding.

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Marco Yaric ties the knot with one of the hottest women on earth, Adriana Lima. That’s it. It’s over.  She is officially off limits. “Adriana Lima, the 27-year-old Brazilian supermodel — married Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric in a hush-hush ceremony on Valentine’s Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.”

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The damage to Chris Brown and his R&B career is tremendous, and the bad news continues to pile up. The 19 year old singer has been dropped from ads being run by Wrigley’s. He also canceled his appearance at the NBA All Star games.

Now word comes that his “Got Milk” ads, which were ending anyway, will remain gone.

All sorts of rumors are now floating around as people try to come to grips with Chris Brown hitting Rihanna. The latest rumor says Chris Brown hit Rihanna after learning that she gave him a lifelong STD, possible herpes. One report even claims she got the herpes from Jay-Z. These stories appear to be made up, and no evidence exists to indicate any of this is true.

What is true, however, is that Chris Brown’s squeaky clean good guy image is gone. Right now people are strugglin…

MediaTakeOut.com has the scoop:

This is the wackiest couple ever. MediaTakeOut.com is hearing (from COMPLETELY RELIABLE sources) that Star Jones is now dating NBA’s Dwayne [sic] Wade.

According to a person affiliated with the Miami Heat organization, Star Jones has been picking up Dwayne [sic] after most of their recent home games. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “[Dwayne’s] teammates are even joking around with him about it. They say he has to watch his back – cause Al’s gonna get him.”

True or not, our thoughts are with you, Flash. Either you’re the victim of one of the cruelest rumors of the modern era, or you’re actually involved with the former face of a show so bad that I was forced to read a book. Either way, times are hard in Wade County, and we hope your mind and/or reputation returns in time for the Olympics.